Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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