dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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