maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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