I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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