I bet he comes in French.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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