covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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