come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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