: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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