I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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