I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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