Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I can't turn off my feet"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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