called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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