All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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