Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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