scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just gift wrapped bread.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
