come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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