Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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