where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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They are going to name an STD after you.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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