ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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