Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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