Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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