you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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