We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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