Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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