Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I look better un-naked...
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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