I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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