Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My cat gives me a boner
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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