Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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