Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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