do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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