I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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