he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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