are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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