im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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