I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
well I can't set my house on fire every night
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
