she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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