I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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