Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes