Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

What?

(248): View more from Michigan

..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Details.

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(770): View more from Georgia

it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there

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(903): View more from Texas

So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out

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(775): View more from Nevada

Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game

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(914): View more from New York

Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.

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(954): View more from Florida

I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.

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(317): View more from Indiana

you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket

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(913): View more from Kansas

That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed

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