I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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