I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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