why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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