these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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