You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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