Whod you bang
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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