I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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