.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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