ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
