i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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