she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Randomize