Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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