just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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