So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you will always have a special place in my vag
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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