I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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