I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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