Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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