loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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